As I have mentioned before, July is National Hot Dog Month.
Japan’s Takeru Kobayashi,aged 27 broke his own world record of 53 1/2 dogs by eating 53 3/4 of the wonderful Coney Islands, Balloons, Beenies, Bowwows, Bun pups, Footlongs, Franks,Links, Puppies, Sausages, Tube Steaks, Weenies, Wieners, or Wienerwursts.
USA obviously sent to wrong person to the tourney. Joey Chestnut from Las Vegas only managed to devour a measley 52 dogs. HEEELLOOOO????? Didn’t you see my #27th thing in the pantry?